Thanksgivin Meme

One of my favorite bloggers, Angry Black Bitch, inspired me today with her answers to this Thanksgiving meme. My answers below:

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Good lawd do I really need to use that flat iron, I'm in a hurry!
2. How much cash do you have on you? $48
3. What’s a word that rhymes with “DOOR?” Whore.
   
4. Favorite planet? Earth
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Cookie Dough.
   
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? Shit. Like a bitch, I am old school. But if pressed to describe I'd say it was a cross between electronic doorbell and a windchime.
7. What shirt are you wearing? Blue Gay Games closing night party Masterbeat giveaway, with words "Inspiration/Triumph" inscribed on front and some gay ass hands holdin a torch.
8. Do you “label” yourself? I am a "non-label whore".
9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing? Adidas.
10. Bright or Dark Room? Dark
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? Ghettolicious.
12. What does your watch look like? A Sprint cell-phone.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Singing Wild Night (John Mellencamp/Me'shell Ndegéocello version) with Dee Dee at the Mint.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? Call when your here love to see u - Jake Boe
    
15. Where is your nearest 7-11? Fuck that shit… I get my Mountain Dew at Presidio Bowl.
16. What's a word that you say a lot? OHhellno.
17. Who told you he/she loved you last? My good friend Dominic. Love you honey!
18. Last furry thing you touched? OOo-eee, uh-uh.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? 3: Alcohol, Coffee, and Nunya
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? Maybe 3, from as 2001.
21. Favorite age you have been so far? 30…this has been a good year.
22. Your worst enemy? Am my biggest critic.
23. What is your current desktop picture? Skulls and Hearts a'la Alex McQueen- helleaux.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? We're having nightlies in here at 4:30
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? The money… cuz Department of Homeland Security would just shoot my ass down.
26. Do you like someone? I am easily prone to liking everybody.
27. The last song you listened to? Fascination Street, The Cure.
28. What time of day were you born? 10pm- in time for the disco honey! On Sunset. . .
29. What’s your favorite number? 9
30. Where did you live in 1987? Woodland, California.
31. Are you jealous of anyone? Yes I must admit.
32. Is anyone jealous of you? I hope not…jealousy is tragic.
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened? Asleep in my loft, recovering from Burning Man.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Kick, hit, punch, scream.
35. Do you consider yourself kind? Not when the muthafuckin machine has my money.
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? Maybe on my flesh above the iliac crest.
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Russian.
38. Would you move for the person you loved? Of course.
39. Are you touchy feely? No.
40. What’s your life motto? If the shoe fits.
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times? keys, wallet, cell phone.
42. What’s your favourite town/city? New York, New York. (where my hustlas at?!)
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash? Chinese Chicken salad with yummy jicama.
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? 1996
45. Can you change the oil on a car? Um, no.
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? Bitchin cuz I aint called him. Then he didn't return my call.
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry? Tarascan indian not conquered by Aztec and something about a Basque country somewhere.
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? I bought a French Connection pullover (hardly fancy) and Barney's Co-op sweater at Jeremy's used. Attempting to look nice for the UCSF PositiveHealth (360) Gala.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now? Lungs itch.
50. Have you been burned by love? Sho 'nuff.